LCM,

Part of me likes being a physically large person because I feel like I'm not a target and that people won't mess with me. Part of me wishes I looked more effeminate. And another part of me wishes I were a lot smaller so I could cry on your shoulder and fall asleep in your arms. It's probably for the best that it isn't physically completely possible. I wish you would adopt me and save me from the nightmare of my own "family".