Oh please, please, please don't feel ashamed. If anything I am embarassed that I made assumptions based on my own personal experiences... mostly the fact that I would rather get my eyelids pierced closed than volunteer for sports activity... ya know, because of the whole... being an uncoordinated, spaztic weakling lol, and the only way that I participated was in a forced high school capacity.

Maybe ... we could agree that the only one who should be feeling ashamed or embarassed is the beastly excuse of a woman (figuratively speaking, of course) that is your coach, and leave it at that.

That being said, legal action (civil or criminal) does get a little iffy with non-profits. The best revenge would be either being her star player of the team, or starting a team of your own. Even if your new team ended up going "Bad News Bears" (it's a hilarious movie, even the remake) style, I would consider the moral victory worth it. But then again... I don't usually expect to win in a sports competition anways...

I am sorry about the confusion. I hope you won't hold it against me.