Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and leg hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, we're short staffed and I really, really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and ask her to have sex with me. That makes everything better and then I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon....You got nice house."