Mid life crisis

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and

said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,

slept on a Sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I

got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.


Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,

but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you

are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a

Hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again

be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a

sofa bed and watching a black and white TV.


Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your

mid-life crisis...