I was in the military, standing in open ranks formation for inspection, all of us were dressed and pressed and shining outside. The day was a beautiful Spring morning, birds singing and such.....and right before our C.O. inspected my uniform....a bird pooped on my epalet in that moment, and the seriousness of the occasion, we had all we could do to "keep our composure"....lol

It must be that birds poop on me "just because" as when travelling with some friends, we stopped to admire a statue in a fountain. Standing still, taking in all the sounds and beauty....a bird pooped in my long hair...it was pretty funny, but messy at the time.

Jade