Wardrobe malfunctions...well, hankster's mention of the skirts riding up while the backpack is being worn is too familiar! Though this would happen when I was bundled in tights and heavy coats up north, so I wouldn't notice until I really had no remaining skirt. below my waist (At least the tights could almost count as leggings. Mayyybbbee....)

Then there were the tights that lost their spontaneously elastic as I was walking with a group of colleagues from lunch to a meeting. I was sending all sorts of good juju out to the universe that they wouldn't keep rolling down, alas, I kept walking, and they kept rolling. We made it to the meeting room, and I just slid off my shoes, stepped out of the tights and tossed them. So casual and normal! (ha ha)