Okay so maybe I'm the only one who hasn't mastered it yet but any tips on how to prevent accidentally turning things red? I'm fairly good about it but it just irritates me to no end when I have to pull out the spot remover on my underwear (wow. tmi keeprolling tmi). Or my pad misses a spot and CONGRATS it's on my jeans. Especially when I suddenly sneeze it's like a sudden Niagra Falls except a really gross, gory version that has me running to the bathroom to make sure I didn't destroy anything asides from my already self-imploding uterus (sorry if this is graphic I'm just upset haha).

I guess I'm frustrated because it's an every month adventure that I didn't exactly signup for and somehow almost always catches me off guard and I think I've only survived a handful without some sort of evidence. AND I get uncomfortable dragging bloody underwear down to the laundry room where there are pity glances from the girls and extreme discomfort from the guys. Honestly, I have no idea why they think we're squeamish about blood. We probably see more of it than they do in their lifetimes.

I've heard of the diva and moon cup but I'm not sure I could use that where I'm at now since I use a lot of... more public bathrooms and I'm pretty sure you're supposed to rinse it between uses and I'll probably be an idiot and fumble around with it until my hands are covered in blood and they call the police on me. So... yeah.

So yes, tips, funny/gross battle stories, comments about "waaay too much information you're gross", are all welcome. :P