That's about how I feel. Half of me is laughing and half of me is crying.

But ok... to gramatize Aiden, I will see if he willingly comes to me. If he does, then I'll talk and coo to him, maybe find something that makes him laugh and when I've managed to get him comfortable with me, I'll start by kissing his neck, then give him raspberries. If he's okay with that, I'll hug him to pieces, maybe take a gentle nibble here and there. I'll probably grab his fat little legs and squeeze gently and see if he's got a ticklish spot. When I get him completely comfortable with me, I'll put him in a laying position in my arms and EAT SOME RIBS!!! LOL Of course, this will be accompanied by growls, snorts, sticking my nose between the ribs and I'll finish up by "sniffing his armpits." David used to do that to John even into the age where John understood, "John, come here and let me sniff your armpits." Ding dong John would slowly raise his arm and as he gathered his courage, make his way to David. David would slowly pick him up and ask him of he was ready. By this time, John was already giving out with peals of laughter. David would ceremoniously take a sniff and then another then would stick his nose in his armpit and take a big whiff. I won't torture Aiden that badly. I'll just take a whiff or two with my nose right in his armpit. If the need arises, I'll also change his diaper and when he's squeeky clean, I'll take a bite of his fat little butt! Of course, any of this will only happen if he's totally comfortable and happy with me.

If I know Austin, the older boy, he'll pull his pants down and dare me to bite his butt, too! After all, his dad still does it! John and I will be teasing back and forth and I'll say something he doesn't like and he'll say "Bite me!" or "Kiss my butt!" and I'll say bring it here and I will!" He does and he pulls his pants to half-mast for me to either bite or kiss... which I do!

I'm gonna hafta "eat Austin all gone," too!

Now see what you did??? You made me tell my family secrets!