Me: "wait can I ask you a question?"
Her: "yes"
Me: "okay uh *stammers nervously*"
Her: "you're okay. Take a deep breath"
Me: "would you be upset if I accidentally called you mom?"
Her: "nope"
Me: "what if I accidentally called you mom... on purpose?"
Her: "nope"
Me: "really? It wouldn't make you feel uncomfortable for me to start calling you mom?"
Her: "nope"
Me: "good because I won't"
Her: *laughs*
Me: "sorry"
Her: "why are you apologizing? I'm laughing because I enjoyed it"
Me: "I feel creepy. Am I creepy?"
Her: "You're fine honey."

Her response to the idea