Humans do all of the things that you do. Humans have emotions and humans react to and are affected by the things that happen to them. Humans are hurt when their experiences and their emotions are invalidated by people who think it is funny to tease or threaten them about being quirky, having a personality, or being who they are. Humans think about things and laugh to themselves when they think of something funny.

He has his vocabulary mixed up. Someone who didn't do all of those things might be a robot or an android. Is that what he wants you to be? Sorry, you were born a human. You weren't manufactured in a laboratory. Was he?