Well I was a girl. Technically I still am because penises are freaking expensive, but inside I am totally male, and most of me outside is, too. But every now and then she talks about how I'm technically still female, and that she's okay with that, and how it would be so simple if we were just lesbians or something. She mentions my "*****" and I asked her to call it a penis, even though it's a not, but she didn't want to. It would just make me feel so much better if we could pretend I never was a girl, but she doesn't seem to want to help.