A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. the bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Einstein, Newton, and Pascal were playing hide-and-seek. Einstein closed his eyes and began to count; Pascal immediately hid; and Newton drew a square on the ground measuring 1 meter on each side and stood in the middle of it. When Einstein finished counting, he opened his eyes, pointed at Newton, who was standing right in front of him, and said "I found Pascal!"