Oh and if someone said to me,'How did you meet'. Er online stupid. Sounds better than. 'In a bar, We were both drunk and i was so horny i was humping the slot machine ( ooh that'd work) and she was dancing on the table waving her knickers in the air. Actually that sounds kinda fun Darling lets go down the pub. I intend getting old disgracefully. Leave the quirky and charming to the rom coms. We live in the real world.