That's tv commercials for Androgel and Axiron talking.

I'm almost 57 and often can't keep my hands off it. Even to the point of going into the men's room at work and cracking one off a couple of times a week. Not to mention the before work sessions at home. When my husband (I'm a married gay man) is away, I can spend hours on internet porn doing the right knuckle shuffle. And then I can go for a week forgetting I even have man parts.