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Old Mar 22, 2014, 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by growlithing View Post
No. If something sexual were to happen, the following are possibilities
1) I like him. He doesn't like me. I get hurt
2) He likes me. I don't like him. I feel awkward and/or I get hurt by him
3) We like each other. Something sexual happens. I have to do something sexual and show off how clueless I am and embarrass myself.
4) I have to take off my clothes. He is disgusted
5) I take off my clothes. He is not disgusted and wants to go further and I'm scared. I relive the past.

I don't even know what to do with a boyfriend if I had one.
6) You take off your clothes and he's not disgusted. You're not sure how to do something so he works with you and you both have an amazing time.

Remember, I was a virgin when I met my wife and she didn't even know it and if you told her she wouldn't believe you. So don't cut yourself short.

You're gonna be great when the right guy finally peaks out from under his rock. And when you snag him, it'll just work itself out. You'll know what to do and when you don't, he will. It's all give and take when it's right.

Now rub some dirt on that and get back in the game!
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