So some superheroes have some really lame powers. Take for instance Aquaman ... to beat him all you have to do is stand about 10 feet back on the beach. Or the Green Lantern. He could be beaten by a yield sign. It wouldn't even have to be an evil yield sign.

So it got me to wondering ... what other stupid superpowers could we invent? I'll start with a couple and if you can think of a useless or dumb superpower, tell us about it.

Nosebleed Man
The ability to get a nosebleed at the worst possible time - It's Nosebleed Man! Here to ... wait a minute ... okay, dang ... it won't stop!

Nekkid Boy
The ability to be naked in under 10 seconds - Nekkid Boy is here save the day! Jeeze man, put some clothes back on! Yeah, you're gonna catch a cold or something.

(Incidentally, these are the actual superpowers of my two boys )