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Originally Posted by brokenentity
CAPTAIN INDECISIVE! After an accident involving a radioactive (or drunk) spider, my indecisiveness was raised to superhuman levels!, my sidekicks are awkwardness and shyness. Together we use our powers to make people feel very awkward.
CAPTAIN INDECISIVE!
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Originally Posted by hankster
FART GIRL! After a chance encounter with a bowl of coleslaw at a random smalltown diner... oh who am i kidding. Its my hobby. Stand back, folks!
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Lol, those are awesome!
Hello Citizens, you can call me SMALL-HANDS MAN! With my creepy little girl hands I can reach into the smallest areas to retrieve missing items. My weaknesses are trying to palm softballs and opening jars! Too ... wide. Can't ... get a ... grip!