No one would even dare to argue that to me. But then again, I shop in thrift stores.

I was looking for a job-interview shirt a few months ago at a fancyish thrift store. There was some designer shirt I tried on. It was far too tight and shiny bright. The store owner said, "The other one is safe, but in this one you'll be noticed." No thanks. I got the safe one. I don't need people staring at my chest.