Now my birthday is a week from Friday and I'm doing worse than ever. The fact that I know none of my friends will include me in their plans is weighing in on me. I've become a complete imbecile with a negative IQ at work, which is making me even crazier. I just hate my birthday now, it's another reflection on what a stupid, lazy, broke, loser virgin I have become. I am a waste, if I didn't have to work on my birthday, I would just sleep all day. I don't even know if my work will acknowledge me (he'll they may fire me for incompetence). Just take me out back and whoop me, please.