CBT T,

I lied to you...and I never lie. I suck at it...and I usually have no reason to. But I was too ashamed to tell you the truth and now I REALLY don't know how to.


Psychodynamic T,

Well...if you ask the same question CBT T asks me, I won't lie to you. I don't know what that means, exactly. Since I actually trust you less since you are all over the place. I talked the WHOLE freaking time last session because I didn't know what would happen if I stopped...would you get all weird and uselessly therapisty on me? You are never, ever right when you do that...I feel very far away from you then and wonder why I am there.

Pdoc,

Aggghhhh!!!!!! Wth is up with this metadate crap? Please call me back tomorrow so I can get more generic ritalin...I was so sick all day.