i have to share this....lol............an old man and a young boy with spiked hair dyed many colors were sitting in a food court eating lunch.....everytime the young boy looked over,the man was staring at him...finally he said to the man."haven't you ever done anything wild???"........"yes "..said the man......when i was younger i got drunk and had sex with a peacock.....i was wondering if you were my son!"