One of my peeves is "you just WANT to fight, don't you? " Ah, no, but we're GOING TO if you don't get the hell outta my face!!
Or how about "you just need to get outside, go for a walk or something." WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PEER!
I hate it when people give a Simple answer to a Complex problem! Like it is SO EASY and I'm just not intelligent enough to figure it out!