Laws are so inconsistent that they often don't make sense.

So if you are going to visit a prostitute make sure to bring along your video camera and tape the sex, then if you get busted your not engaging in illegal prostitution but making totally legal porn. What is legal in front of a camera is illegal without one.

And in Denver it's illegal to loan your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor, but it's OK for the guy down the block to borrow it.