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Originally Posted by ToeJam
Are there any particularly good ones?.
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I liked the book/cartoon anthology called
Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook.
Example:
Manager: "This laptop computer weighs too much..."
Sarcastic Engineer: "Why don't you delete files to lower the weight..."
Manager (perfectly serious): "That's a thought."
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My dog
mastered the "fetch" command. He would communicate he wanted something, and I would fetch it.