Silly string rocks, it's right up there with marshmallow shooters. We had them for Christmas, and good god what a blast we had shooting each other from every angle. It's gentle paintball. the dogs love it too. Cheese wiz is more like chis than cheese. Yea, I said it. They haven't gotten around to blocking that word out yet.

I am in my own home...woot. Far from the little grandpa-like T that was soft and sweet and smelled of apple tobacco. sigh. It was a good 5 minutes. I think I need to put an advertisement (said in british pronounciation) in the paper.

Wanted a T for for wikid pissah

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sort (seriously, NO)
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty (handsome)
Take us on outings, give us treats (no outings, but vegan candy works)
Sing songs, bring sweets (see above)
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
Love us as a son and daughter (ummm....ICK, just ICK)
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
Hurry, T!
Many thanks
Sincerely,
Jane and Michael Banks: