I was thinking about how I would like my Friday therapy session to go, verses what will most likely happen.

What I would like to happen:

T: Hi. What's been going on this week?

Me (looking at him straight in the eye and speaking in clear, comprehendible English):
Well, last week I was really mad when you didn't suggest that I could come more than once per week. I wanted to come in here and be cold to you today, but I would rather just be honest and confront the issue.

What will really happen:

T: Hi. What's been going on this week?

Me (looking down and fidgeting with the lid to my coffee cup as if it's the most interesting thing in the world):
Nothing.

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Great.