I always wonder what a person's role in life and the world is supposed to be. I seriously think mine is to be the person who makes everyone else happy by looking down at me. The comedic relief by taking potshots at me. I seriously think the only reason I'm not dead is because I would still be tormented after I'm gone and couldn't fight back.

I think about what my last words would be, and they'd paraphrase the man I find my most fascinating historic figure (Richard Nixon): "You won't have me to kick around any more."