Ugh, stupid me, I've just read advice columns on how to deal with being a virgin male my age. Based upon the responses to other virgins, I might as well not even wait until my 35th birthday, I should just end it now. Why am I so stupid to have not f**** someone once in my lifetime. Just take me now, I have no prayer. I am literally the lowest form of organism on this planet and the joke of EVERYONE. The world will only be sadder because it will have one less f** to kick around. I'm done.