lol want to hear another one?

When i was little i started masterbating...well i had no idea what the heck it was....and in my mind i was afraid i was going to get pregnant...for some retarded reason...i didnt really understand how it all worked..i was told about it but couldnt put two and two together...so i put a belt around my waist thinking that if my belly didnt grow then i would never get pregnant...my mother was like what the H*ll are you doing...and i just told her about the belt and having babies...but i was terrified that i was going to get pregnant..and wanted to buy a pregancy test and get on birth control at age 7!!!! Let me tell you when i found out how you made babies and it stuck in my head...that was embarressing!!!