OK, I'm a noise-hater too, but I don't have it nearly as bad as you guys. Here's the thing. I recently bought a new car. The freaking thing BEEPS when it's in reverse, when my seatbelt isn't on, when the door is open but it's not in park. I am like "Car, SHUT UP!" I purposefully live on the outskirts of town in a big house on a big lot because I get realllllly mad at noises that people make. Kids screaming in the streets, the blaring sound of music or TVs. Loud vehicles. I have told people to shut up. To their faces.

But what can I do about the car? I'm afraid that if I hire someone to disable the beeping sounds, then it will void the warranty. I am fond of the car and I named the car, but I can't stand the beeeeeeppppppiiiinnnngggg.