You? Try responding to posts on a message board while watching Nick at Night and TV Land while thinking of words that rhyme with Nazarene while constantly pushing away the ever intruding thoughts of eating chocolate when I'm done here while knowing full well that I should be asleep right now while doing q 2-3 minute spider checks on the floor under my feet (computer's in the basement) (there were 2 HUGE ones last week, but I think they jumped out of a bag of corn straight from the farm that was brought down here a couple hours before I saw them or from a leaf blower or whatever it is because I saw the same huge fat black one a few weeks ago after that thing had been outside all day. Oh, God, are they living in there?) Crap, now I have to disassemble that thing with my free hand. I still want candy.

<font color=purple> The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated--Gandhi

Sometimes I lie awake at night in bed and I ask, "Is it all worth it?" And then a voice says, "Who are you talking to?" And another voice says, "You mean, ' To whom are you talking?'" And I say, "No wonder I lie awake at night."--Charlie Brown </font color=purple>