I think something embarrassing happens every time I see my T
I vomited in front of her (and once even almost ON her), fell asleep while she was still talking, I forget what I was saying and repeat it twice and only notice when she looks amused. I sometimes don't find the right translation for certain words and got myself into embarrassing moments. I think the funniest one was when I wanted to say: "I like that you always have my best at heart" Well, instead of "best" I said "breast"...
Or one day when she came in, I was in the bathroom, hanging over the toilet in pain and wasn't dressed yet because I had no sense of time and forgot when she was supposed to see me... And the bathroom door was wide open!! OMG, that was the most embarrassing moment of my life. She shrugged it off though and helped me get to my room and get dressed.

But there were also the not so funny embarrassing moments. Once I intentionally kept something from her and she found out about it from a third person and when she told me, I was really embarrassed..

By now, I know I can't prevent some embarrassing moments sometimes so we both take it with humor