Thanks for the joke clarification, btw. I have a sense of humour, I promise - I just couldn't parse that one. (Maybe because none of the Americans I know is the wasteful type of person?)

And I think I've mentioned this before, but I do have to shave my chin a few times a week to keep my beard from being noticeable, and I am vain enough to do that. But that's it as far as shaving goes, for me. (I find that a disposable razor tends to last a few months for me, but of course I only use it on a small area of my body.)