I'm glad you get a bit of a break before you're off on your next adventure.

My dog brings her chew bones and rawhides to bed. Every night when I tell her it's time for bed, she grabs her nearest stuffed toy and trots down the hallway, tail wagging. Occasionally, I have to collect a few and put them away in her "toybox". She had so many bones in the bed one time when she was younger, that I said, "How many bones does one dog need?" And then I ended up making up a little song for her. Whenever I sing it now, she gets excited, because she knows it's "her song".

How many bones does one dog need, if her name is Jewel?
If I gave her just one bone, she would say I'm cruel.
Bones of two would never do, and three bones would still be too few--
So, tell me, how many bones does one dog need, if her name is Jewel?

If I were to give her four, do you think she would want more?
And if I were to give her five, do you think she could survive?
Somebody, please tell me, how many bones does one dog need,
if her name is Jewel?

My former T told me I should find someone who writes music, so they could listen to the melody and write it out for me. Then he thought I should copyright it. I told him I hadn't finished it yet.