I have one but I am not allowed any electronical devices in this darned place grrr!!!
Oh my god I think I am going to have a terrible bowel movement from this horrible food they serve here. I gotta jet to the restroom The computers may or may not be vacant when I return so If they'll let me back on I will be back! Let everyone know I was on And I say hello please

thanks!
Byeee!!!
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