And as for all the fat-free dairy products, and decafenized coffees and teas (um, I drink coffee for the caffeine. And decaf is nasty...), margarines and other foods that pretend to be healthy....

I am guess I am a hick, a slightly chubby hick to that...but I never got those trends. Like... why would somebody want to eat that? Eat the real thing in moderate doses for goshsake!