Look at what my horoscope says today:
Capricorn

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
Just as you'd peel an avocado or scrape a sticky price tag off a new vase, today you have to work to get rid of some undesirable things in your life. Toss out what isn't needed, what doesn't feel right and what isn't flattering. This could include something as simple as a pair of old shoes or as complicated as a romantic partner who just doesn't have his or her heart in your relationship. Kick it to the curb and walk away -- without looking back!

I thought it was a funny coincidence. Or WAS IT? Hmmmmm...