And yet sometimes do you ever wish they would? Sometimes do you wish they'd look at your face and be like "Oh Hankster, have I got just the flavor for you! Don't say another word while I scoop it into the exact right waffle cone, the exact right way! You've come to the right place! We here at Ice Cream Dream pride ourselves on knowing just what our customers need!"

I have this lazy fantasy of my T being able to serve up a perfect session by asking just the right questions and providing just the right comments. I know, I know that the work is mine to do and T is just, like, a cultural interpreter or something but wouldn't it be nice if we just paid them to get the job done?