I had a physical last year. She's like have you had a PAP smear before? I'm like "No." I got caught. Since I am not on the pill, I thought I might get by without one. No dice. I got stuck with it. I didn't like having something up a hole that has never had anything in it. I mean Ick. It was very uncomfortable. I can't see how they stick a thing up such a small little hole. I hope I don't get one of those exams for a very long time. I hope I can get by because of my lack of a sex drive. I don't like anyone to touch me in a private spot at all! Not even the breasts please. Ick. (Can you imagine why I have very little luck with dating?)