Marshellette,

You are making the same mistake that people used to make before the advent of Smart Grid. Now you can figure out exactly how much energy which appliance takes. Before Smart Grid, when people were asked to estimate the usage of electricity, they grossly overestimated the usage by things that get turned on and off, such as light bulb, and underestimated the usage by appliances that are always plugged in, such as refrigerators. People tend to discount what does not grab their attention.

In your case, the invisible and scent-free HPV which can be present on the parts of male genitalia not covered by condoms is far more dangerous than barbecue sauce on a mustache. Make sure you have been vaccinated against HPV. And both Hep A and B too.