Also, I would take depression...and make it die a slow, painful, agonizing, torturous death!! (Along with it's friends panic & anxiety)

I would love to take depression and:
1.) Pour honey all over depression, as I have it staked down in the ground near millions of ants
2.) Bury depression in the ground from the waist down...and daily...raise a push mower over it's head and slowly lower it...until gone!
3.) Place depression on a block of ice in a climate controlled room with a noose tight around it's neck.....raise and lower climate, allowing the ice to melt ever so S-L-O-W-L-Y!
4.) Take a knife and peel the first layer of skin off of depression, pouring rubbing alcohol on it as I go
5.) Douse depression with sulfuric acid!