People want to believe the juiciest story, even if it isn't true.
Drunk, I've decided you should show that bruise off. Get the skimpiest, cleavagiest (look! I made up a word!
) thing you have and push out those puppies!
Then tell us all about it and how everyone reacted. This is for our entertainment here. LOL!
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Maven
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.
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