Evangelista, that gave me a good laugh! I've been having slow to no Internet connection off and on, and I've been irritated because of it, but that just made me feel so much better! Thank you!

Sunrise, I'm glad your first guy cared enough to teach you. Some guys only care about their pleasure. That's so sweet!

I hope you went up to your co-worker and smacked the heck out of him. You should have gone to one of the cash registers, got on the microphone, and said, "(Co-worker's name) wants TROJANS in EXTRA-SMALL! MICROS if you got'em!"