So I'm feeling a little triggered at the moment and I've decided to post something to see if I can wait until the feeling passes.

I found some suggestions on a website that are rather humorus when explaining scars, and I thought I'd share them with you!

1) I had a fight with a porcupine.
2) My cat beat me up.
3) I fell on a barbed-wire fence when crossing the border.
4) Who are you? Who am I? When did I get here?
5) SSSHHH!! Don't talk. They're listening (run away quickly).
6) My car keys bit me.
7) My friend thought I was her clarinet and scratched me with reeds.
8) Today I began my new job as a can opener.
9) I took up swordfighting.
10) What scars/cuts? I don't see anything (when they point to your arm/leg). That's my arm/leg. What about it? You're seeing things!