The modem is built-in.

I told my homecare worker about my day, and when I told her the boundaries I was going to set with J, she said, "I was going to ask you what happened. I think you grew a pair of balls." I laughed, and said I already had a pair before, but they just got bigger. I told her by the time this situation was over, I might have to buy new underwear just to umm, "accommodate" the size increase.