<font color="green"> Why, Why, Why </font>

<font color="#880000"> Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
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<font color="blue"> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
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<font color="orange"> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? </font>

<font color="red"> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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<font color="#000088"> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? </font>

<font color="black"> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? </font>

<font color="purple"> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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<font color="red"> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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<font color="#008800"> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? </font>

<font color="pink"> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? </font>

<font color="brown"> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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<font color="#666666"> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? </font>

<font color="red">Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? </font>

<font color="green"> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? </font>

<font color="#880000"> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? </font>

<font color="#000088"> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? </font>

<font color="blue"> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? </font>

<font color="orange"> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat</font>

<font color="red"> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? </font>

<font color="green"> And my FAVORITE...
The statistics on sanity says that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness or depression. NOW, Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's YOU.</font>
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(darn - why couldn't we have four best friends - lol). </font>

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