I majored in English. Yes, I'm aware it's about as useless as philosophy. I started taking pre-med classes after I graduated because I thought I would go to med school and then not be as useless and skilless, but I'm going to have to give it up because I don't have the social skills one needs to make it to med school. I can do well in the classes, but I'm no good at getting to know teachers so they write me letters of recommendation or getting organizations to let me volunteer for them because I have no skills and am no use to them. Plus, I can't hold a job, so I don't have the money to stay in my apartment or in school.