Although I love the quizzes and invariably learn from them, I notice they left out some of the most important questions. (This is just for fun, so don't be offended all you quiz wizze's!

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
My answer-There's an off switch?

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
My answer-3 or 4.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
My answer-depends on the week-longest stinkfest-5 days.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
My answer-4, but one main favorite, Thumper the rabbit, because he is the
perfect size for snuggling.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
My answer-too many to count.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
My answer-define clean.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
My answer-throw my meds away, watch my very favorite movie (Serenity)
get incredibly drunk and have one last decent ****.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
My answer-Sorry, Uncle Chester.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
My answer-my gun is loaded and I'm not afraid to go back to prison.

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
My answer-same as #9.

Hope I made you smile.