1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
I actually rarely do. If we are getting technical here. But the crt? With Spongebob or any other number of readily available cartoons? I'm going to give an embarrassing percentage- about 85-90%.

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
Every day.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
About five.

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
Sometimes one.
Sometimes the animal I sleep with has a beard and brown eyes and is about 6'1". And tells super offensive but hilarious jokes.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it
took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?
Which one?

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Almost an entire year. I've gone a good ten months without letting anyone look into the doorway.

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
Walk naked way more often, be more creative with what part of my body what piece of clothing goes, say F*** anywhere, pick my nose more, say exactly what was on my mind [if someone asks me "what do you think/do you like it/be honest" they will get a precisely appropriate response], be extremely impulsive, pick my wedgies without checking if anyone was around. I mean, probably just be me on level 15 as opposed to the usual 7 or so I have going on.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would
you save?
I'm my favorite relative, so I'm not sure how to answer that exactly.

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
I'm not sure anyone really seriously tries to tell me things like that at this point? I'm not just being facetious. But I think the last time I made a really cruel joke at their expense- sorry but it kind of feels like you are doing that to me when I am fed that kind of crap.


10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
"I plan to talk to someone way more competent very very soon."