1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?
If you include watching TV on my computer/iPad, at least 24. Give or take a few hours...

2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?
Almost every day, though sometimes it happens at like 8 PM or something which makes no sense, I know.

3. How many times do you shower weekly?
I just shower when I feel I need to. It probably averages out to maybe one to three times a week. I wash my hair once every week (maybe two if it isn't the summer)

4. How many stuffed animals do you sleep with?
I have one that I sleep with occasionally.

5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?

I'm sure there's been several times, but I'm usually just so out of it/confused that I don't realize until a while afterward.

6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?
Hmmm…my room stays so clean for some reason. I guess I don't go very long without cleaning it—maybe a month or a couple of weeks? I guess I could go a couple months if I'm out of town, but does a room really get all that dirty (dusty, yes) if you're not using it?

7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
I think I would call up a certain someone and tell him that since the world is ended, it would save him him from any complications that would happen if we were together and ask if he would like my virginity. And if not, I don't know…I think I'd still be too scared to do anything. In the back of my mind, I would feel if I did things that had consequences then the world would not end up ending after all and I'd have to live with said consequences.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would you save?
I don't have any pets, so I guess relative? I'd probably just not realize someone was drowning. I don't really pay that close attention. I'd probably just be like, "Quiet! I'm reading!" or something...

9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?
You really ought to add "So, did you use to cut yourself?", since that seems like the only one I ever really hear. But when it comes to asking whether I've taken medication, I might respond, "Does it look like I have?" *wicked grin*

10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?
I just respond, "Uh…no?"

And now, I shall answer the questions with Spongebob gifs/memes:

1. How many hours of the day, or night, do you have the t.v. on?


2. How many days a week do you change out of your p.j.s?


3. How many times do you shower weekly?



5. How many times has your pdoc said something so profoundly stupid that it took great restraint not to knock him or her, upside the head?



6. How long have you gone without cleaning your room?


7. What would you do if they announced that the world was ending in a week?
1.
2.
3.

8. If your favorite pet and your favorite relative were drowning, who would you save?


9. How do you respond when they give you the cliches-it's just a matter of
will power-you're only trying to get attention-if you really wanted to kill
yourself, you would-did you take your medication?


10. And if they ask you for the 1,000th time if you have a plan?